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Police are investigating a crime where an Iowa man “accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.” From the NY Times:

Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

My first thought was, “zombies have no use for cell phones.”