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This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.

– Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) speaking to a Denver audience about battling healthcare reform.

Just make sure your insurance covers blood pacts and suicide attempts before whipping out that razor.